How to make a computer faster: 6 ways to speed up your PC

Turtle Computer

The Tortois and the Slow Computer

6 Easy Ways to make your computer faster with free and simple tools from Microsoft.

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Grammy Upsets: Arcade Fire and Esperanza Spalding Take Top Honors | VF Daily | Vanity Fair

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Arcade Fire – The Suburbs wins best album

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Jilian After Having her brain removed is still in high spirits!

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Jil is in the Hospital right now after headbutting her refrigerator. While I do not understand this method of cleaning, I am here to help see her through her recovery. Right now she is getting a catscan and hopefully she will get to see photos of what her brain looks like. If we get a copy I will post it to my blog. All you zombies out there may want to note the most delicious parts. This is Ryan Hirsch, bringing you live coverage from Jil’s Emergency Room Visit.

Update: Here are the results of Jil’s catscan. It appears that she is filled to the brim with too many cats in her brain. Doctors will be trying through the night to remove the cats.

Jil's Catscan

Jil's CatScan shows the Maximum number of cats a human brain can hold

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Saturday May 29th, 2010

Luna Moth

Luna Moth at the Barnaby Camp Watching Over Us

Journal States:

The First Trip. Bring Back the Macarena. (make) Heroine part of basic training. Jay Z could bring back anything. Don’t be cake. Grow out of throwing rocks at girls. New Concept: Cook with 6 spatulas and 42 pans. Sharing Towel is Caring Towel. Hills are alive with the sound of music. With songs they have sung for 1000 years. AAA will drive your drunk high ass home and picked up your fucked up car! Approximately 2:17, Exactly 2:11pm. Firefighting (100 years) my all time fav song. My song of like, katie ciampa ’10′ Today was sweet.

It appears at this time I begin just writing down everything people to tell me and in Parenthesis put in what my actual thoughts were. “Amanda Lagrasse is Stank Ass” (Is a Nice Person). “Laugh Balls off. Stupid Cunt Nosebleed.” (Girl with Nosebleed was actually very nice) “Smell Around for Stankass. Hanging around with crabs on the corner of Stankass’s Cunt”

Keys are in a very Intentional Place. Katie get’s more jokes than anyone else could even imagine. Inch worm. Pretty Reliable. Still Inching. Jeff Goldblume. I’ll just hold these poisons inside me just this much longer.

Somebody Call 911 (song) Weird thoughts start to arise about people being property of corporations. Would corporations be more responsible slave owners? awful thing to think about. But imagine a world where this possibility exists.

Becoming completely absorbed in just writing for writing for the sense of writing and nothing exists () Sorry bug Outside of writing.

Did that really just fucking happen? I will be horribly dissapointed in the image before me when it stops moving. Red and Gold Antique Automobile. Pat throws a lot. It’s a fact. Girls should own the world. With the amount they have to regulate just from childbirth to menopause.

Deaf people have a completely unique perspective to life. this is an incomplete thought.

Skidder opneed a can of worms which you can get at low low prices at walmart. Pat knows his ass from his elbow. I’m totally committed to your insanity.

An Excerpt written by Grace:

“Mistakes and certain paths that you chose in life is not considered failure. It’s believed to be percieved as nothing short of (fute?) your destiny, and where you belong. It’s funny and peculiar when you reminisce about your past occurences that seemed to be that it was dreadful and the worst situation possible but also lead you to discover a path of enlightenment and nothing less than an importan lesson and a road that has lead you to being a stronger, spiritual, more faithful person. That is the key to getting through life, faith. Because without it you become lost and faded faith is like the stars. They shine the light to lead you back home. and a home is nothinb but a self fullfilling joyment where you find inner peace, contentment and prosperity. Let faith lead the way. Faith is the substance of things hoped for the evidence of things not seen – Hebrews 11:1″

-Inspirational Note By Grace

Smell my marshmallow. I look like god. Better stay incognito. Who has the bigger stick? It’s not about the bigger stick. It’s about the absurdity of it all. Walmart is mentioned A LOT.

Most Fishin is a lot of talking about fishing, maybe some fishing inbetween. Make a Rod, Make a Way. Then it just turns out to be mostly getting drunk. Put a stamp on it. Recipe for fishing. Most of the Time you don’t catch Nothin’, all of the time you Get Drunk.  - John Bean

The Infamous Jay Hayess is Dead.

Tonight. This night. I remember you all. This night will act as a beacon to remind us of those who cannot be here with us. Your memory is a gift I carry with me on this journey in life.

Open Bar. All Night. No Insurance

Dunkin Donuts is a modern day lighthouse. You can travel long distances and you are only limited by the number of 24 hour dunkins there are.

A Well place hair elastic is the sign of a cultured society. I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD COMMUNICATE SOMEWHERE IN THIS BOOK THAT I’M NOT YELLING. I JUST WRITE IN ALL CAPS.

I pretend to be drunk, so I can be an ass. There’s a really good vibe from the women at this cabin. Each one of them seem very nurturing. I feel like i’m a welcome guest in a cave of mother bears and their young. Everyone here is a good person, despite how terrible we all are.

Do not bet against the ground. The Ground will win. If I had skills, I wouldn’t be ashamed.

Message from Steph Izzo:

“I’ve lost three people close to me in the last three months. Father, Brother, and one of my good friends from high school. Hard for me to cope with, but doing good. Met you, (ryan) and Im writing in your journal. It’s hard for me to deal w/ life. I don’t know who to talk to. I need to go to a tent b/c cops showed up. But now I’ve gotten back to where Iv’e come. Anyways, god please reach out to me and help me w/ things. I’ve been dealing with. Met Ryan and Pat and Keri. This has definitely opened my eyes to get a journal. I’ve lost 3 closest people in my life. Father, Brother, and now Best Friend. Than you very much for letting me write in this book. Hopefully I run into you in the near life. Good luck with everything Ryan. Love Stephanie Halvatzes Every Night I pray for those people close to me. My friends, Family, and of course those people who your intimate with people. I’ve met a lot of interesting people tonight and I’m glad I’ve been through this experience. :) Please bless me with love, peace and goodness.”

<3 Steph Halvatzes 5/30/2010

Shake It Easy, Keep it Sleazy

The Next Page was a guy about to get married. His words are illegible, but he spent a long time writing down his thoughts. He had a lot on his mind with his marriage coming up soon.

Hershey Kiss Niples “If I wasn’t straight, I’d eat those Fockine Nipples” Sallinger NYC Soundproof Booth. Nasty Nuggets. He’s got a boat. He wins. We measure success in percent of alcohol by volume. Dub Dubs. Bring it back.

10:46PM May 29th 2010 A message from Krysty Rose

“Let time pass by, the atmospher is within our range. Time holds the lock, nothing can ever stay the same. We hold memories and our own fate. Clear minded and free is how it should be.”

No Rhyme or Reason, No need to google it. No Downs, all ins. All returns.

!!!Oregon Trail!!!

It’s On You.

Possession is 9/10ths of the law. Consumption is NOT the last 10th.

!!!Drunk Kids!!!

Burn your way through life’s problems. Madman hates trees. He’s on the limb. Fire Pud is on the limb. Luna moth is getting the Kevin. Moran’s got a tramp stamp.

Nikki, Alecia – Hey Luna Moth Came Back… Every year… it measns something someones always well back yeah…

“She’s getting Minivanned, 2 in the front, 5 in the back. ”

You’ll never Fly again. Angry Dolphin Uh Uh Uh UH Yeah Uh Yeah Uh. Farmville on Fire. No Visine with Contacts. Use Wire. Enter the Moth. Fresh Prince of Bell Aire Get’s us through any party. I had the time of my life, and I owe it all to you. God Of Vampires. Find it at Grand China. Hot Chip. Shark. Converge

This weekend was amazing, the weather could not have been any better. I met so many new people and had so many more new experiences. I have so many people to add on facebook and need to add this book to my page.

Play the telephone game next time. Ant Experiment. Make animal Noises. Attempt Yelling. Mechanical Noise. I’m like a 5 year old… In bed. Selling Pizza by the pound. Pooping in the corner is the only civilized thing to do.

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Taken From the Journal

Moon Over Lake

Moon over Lake Winnipesaukee

I’m prepared to make a lot of mistakes in the very near future. Not major mistakes, but mistakes nonetheless. How many things have i missed out on trying to be a good guy? How much fun have I spat in the face of by being there for people? Being the respectable one? Being the one who called for calm and order? Made people feel bad for doing bad things. That shit is none of my business anymore, and I’m going to let just whatever happens happens and focus on what makes me happy. I’ll still try to be a great guy, but I’ll be damned if I’m going to try and “Save” anyone anymore.

Journal Notes Read, “Do Things you are Not Ashamed Of! – Have No Regrets. Life is Full of Suprises” Next to this is an illustration of a Marajuana leaf.

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Awful traffic on rt 1 south in Saugus and I think I smell a car on fire

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Avoid Rt 1 South in Peabody/Saugus MA. It’s pretty much a parkinglot for miles.

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Dear City of Salem NH

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Could you please stop having accidents that require all of the towns fire and rescue squads to drive by and shut down this intersection every morning around 8:30? Thanks buddy.

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Check out where The Slobbies are Playing in February!

The Slobbies

The Slobbies at Pauls Pub in Methuen MA

The Slobbies at Pauls Pub in Methuen MA on Friday February 11th

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PAULS PUB METHUEN MA

FRIDAY FEBRUARY 11th!

Art show by Kira Zannoni!

Check out the Slobbies with Polluted Remains, Demoralizer, and Engraved in Bone
See the Facebook Event Page Here!

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SoWa Artists Guild of 450 Harrison Avenue Boston First Friday

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Who wants to go with me?

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Creation. Destruction. The sun will rise and set on us all

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Somehwere in time and space, something something the first something. Maybe you will be a little something something something…

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